Sunday, 13 November 2011

If you have kids in your car, please don't drive like a prick

I am sick to fuck of blokes who drive like douchebags while having stickers on the back of their car letting the world know they have a child on board.

If that is the case, why the fuck did you just pull out in front of me at a roundabout, then grin when I got pissed at you?!?!

If you want to destroy your pathetic, pointless, catastrophe of a life, that is your business, but your 5 year old child on the back seat has to deal with your douchebaggery. Whilst death may be more than deserved to you you jumped up little prick, your child never had a chance.

So please, don't pull out in front of me and grin, because one day I will be in "the shed" and there is an enormous chance I will hit you, and I will give every ounce of strength I have to direct the hit straight at you. You and only you, then if you look like you might walk away, I will park up, get out and slap the shit out of your face.

That is all.

Thanks.